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Far Out I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful..
I am absolutely consumed with learning to play lawn bowls, rock crushing, just generally being a terrible burden to my psychologist. My day drifts aimlessly from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but who cares.
I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Sorry! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
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September 11th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
strewth! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with my brahs, watching Dexter, just generally being a worry to various lawyers I met recently, my day sprawls from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to never. I am quite the socialite. primo.
I hope that one day to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. You wanna test me? Cats if you don’t..