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Far Out I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful..

I am absolutely consumed with learning to play lawn bowls, rock crushing, just generally being a terrible burden to my psychologist. My day drifts aimlessly from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Sorry! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

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