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Far Out I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe how good I look after all the plastic surgery. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful..

I am absolutely consumed with learning to play lawn bowls, rock crushing, just generally being a terrible burden to my psychologist. My day drifts aimlessly from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Sorry! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

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See all Mountain Inspirational.

…for no good reason.

Amnesty campaign to close Guantanamo with really disturbing reenactment video.

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My current fave tipple: Kill Ugly Radio from the blokes at Lagunitas Brewery. In honor of the 40th anniversary of Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention’s Absolutely Free.

Very hoppy. Try it.

Funny.

Don’t eat the purple Dippin’ Dots.

Weird little egg-type man that T found on the ground on 41st. When she came back later…HE WAS GONE!